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Hey Permitchaser, got any time tomorrow to head out?
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baits schools are thick so there are plenty of fish to be caught, yet these jack asses persist on keeping illegal fish
ive called FWC before they either just say that no one is able to come out there that day, or theyll send someone fully in uniform giving the poachers plenty of time to empty their coolers of all undersized fish
ive explained the rules to the folks out there but they already know them, i tried explaining the importance of throwing those fish back, but there's just no use
the spearfishing is what really pisses me off, ive been there when a guy speared a tarpon the thing ripped the spear gun out of his hand and swam away, and now a snook! there has to be some laws against spearfishing right by the jetty
if someone catches an illegal fish i try my best to get it back in the water but there's only so much i can do fishing in little mexico and i dont speak a word of Spanish. and its funny how if they ever want to borrow or use something of mine they ask in English, but when i tell them that that 12in mutton is too small all i get is a "no comprede"
what i want to do is just buy a badge, a fake ticket book, maybe some handcuffs, and see how many i could "arrest" throw in my moms minivan, and dump em' off at Anglins pier.................
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if FWC was like monrrow county we will have fish in Dade they dont respect $hit
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amen to that
rebel33i wrote: I have said this before BHPD doesnt have much to do they could send a guy out to that jetty for something other then writing a parking ticket :roll:
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ddratler wrote:baits schools are thick so there are plenty of fish to be caught, yet these jack asses persist on keeping illegal fish
ive called FWC before they either just say that no one is able to come out there that day, or theyll send someone fully in uniform giving the poachers plenty of time to empty their coolers of all undersized fish
ive explained the rules to the folks out there but they already know them, i tried explaining the importance of throwing those fish back, but there's just no use
the spearfishing is what really pisses me off, ive been there when a guy speared a tarpon the thing ripped the spear gun out of his hand and swam away, and now a snook! there has to be some laws against spearfishing right by the jetty
if someone catches an illegal fish i try my best to get it back in the water but there's only so much i can do fishing in little mexico and i dont speak a word of Spanish. and its funny how if they ever want to borrow or use something of mine they ask in English, but when i tell them that that 12in mutton is too small all i get is a "no comprede"
what i want to do is just buy a badge, a fake ticket book, maybe some handcuffs, and see how many i could "arrest" throw in my moms minivan, and dump em' off at Anglins pier.................
All you gotta say is, "Voy a llamar policia, y no te hagas el que no intiendes estupido de porqueria." :thumright:

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all you have to say is: '' llego la migra!!!'' "y trajieron el van!"
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:stupid: That works wonders. :thumleft:

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Boruchlen wrote:Hey Permitchaser, got any time tomorrow to head out?
no i work weekdays
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BigBoiFishing wrote::stupid: That works wonders. :thumleft:
corran pendejos de mierda :mrgreen:
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permitchaser wrote:
BigBoiFishing wrote::stupid: That works wonders. :thumleft:
corran pendejos de mierda :mrgreen:
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permitchaser wrote:
Boruchlen wrote:Hey Permitchaser, got any time tomorrow to head out?
no i work weekdays
That's good, because it turns out that I have work on for tomorrow also, Thank G-D.
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Voy a llamar policia, y no te hagas el que no intiendes estupido de porqueria
llego la migra!!!'' "y trajieron el van
corran pendejos de mierda
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I will call police, and do not do that stupid poop no intiendes
!!!'' get la migra "and brought the van
run pendejos de mierda
( :scratch: still confused)

anyhoo little bro went back yesterday, wind and rain were kickn but the snook tarpon and big jacks were bighting
he claims to have landed 10 snook and 1/3 tarpon
once again the geniuses spearfishing for snook were there and thanks to rebel i told him to take down FWCs # that morning
he gave them a call and luckily they had someone in the area. my bro says he saw them spear 6 snook so he made the call
somehow the spear fishermen caught on who he was calling came on to the jetty cursed out my bro and threatened to shoot him in the head with the speargun. to which he wisely replied "go ahead shoot me" and then he told them a word of advice "better start running bittches!" (i added the bittches)
they quickly pack up all their stuff, along with the snook, and they are nicely greeted by an FWC officer and 2 cop cars at the parking lot
little bro didn't see what happened next but he was told that the 3 poachers had all their gear taken away, their cars teared apart (looking for more fishing tackle i guese) and towed, and all 3 of them were hancuffed and even hogtied laying belly down on the floor, rumor was that they put up resistance when they started tearing up the cars
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Awesome job on calling FWC. :toast: They must be crazy to talk to your brother like that since he looks like Castro. :D
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im the one who looks like castro, although my brother does look a little like a fatter bruce lee :rambo:
he tells me that he had his hand on his fillet knife the whole time :roll: like thats gonna due any good with three spearguns pointing at your head
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One thing that common sense tells us is that your brother shouldn't go fishing solo there anymore. :thumleft:


Good news to here about those bastards though. I wonder how many Snooks in total they've bagged....

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:cheers: im very glad maybe when season comes will be fish there / i hope they get all those PENDEJOS DE MIERDA = FECAL PIECES OF $HIT Hallover will made a comeback if everybody helps i wish i live closer there yes be carefull with those fuggers
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ddratler wrote:im the one who looks like castro, although my brother does look a little like a fatter bruce lee :rambo:
he tells me that he had his hand on his fillet knife the whole time :roll: like thats gonna due any good with three spearguns pointing at your head
Hey Dani, KUDOS to Eli :toast: , great job. Now, if he wants to learn what to do when he's got assholes pointing spearguns at his head, tell him to call me :pistols: :auto: . So much fun, such little time.
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another blacktip fillet and release :mrgreen: blacktip fingers
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gio got his arse kick 12/0 mustad hook :mrgreen:
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:toast: Conio.......blacktip fillets sound good right now. Gio should have been on a sharking team this tournament. He is kicking culo..... :happyfisherman:

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Blacktip is so good to eat!! :chef:
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he call me from the beach they release two more i dont know if he took pics .he got the shark bug i implanted in his hard disc LOL blacktip yes boyz goodeating better than a red steak any day.
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Boca Jetty Rat wrote:Blacktip is so good to eat!! :chef:
homeboy any good recipe i alway do it fry in lil chunks or breaded stakes i used badia complete seasoning later im going fishing now
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no not going fishing cancelled
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rebel33i wrote:
permitchaser wrote:gio got his arse kick 12/0 mustad hook :mrgreen:
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permitchaser wrote:no not going fishing cancelled
The boss put a stop to that?
they haven't been able to stop the big boyz i think they are big bulls lol
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I beer batter mine with curry powder in the beer batter then fry in an electric teflon skillet. Black beans and rice gotta use the Sazon, mango salsa from the tree out back, So good!! I let many many blacktips go cuz I heard all shark sucked but now I know better.
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