My worst nightmare.

Lets hear those tall Fishing tales, I have heard so many times fishing all night on the pier with fisherman.
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My worst nightmare.

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I honestly never could have imagined anything so terribly wrong, worst of all every word of this post is true.

Today I got a late start, and missed the schools of red that frequent my area before 11am. I was hunting cruising fish on foot on SR3, and was having no luck at all locating anything worth casting at. I head north to my baby tarpon nursery, through some deep muddly water, and that's when it happens. A mullet swam up the leg of my shorts. To say that I freaked out is an understatement. I've never felt so violated in all my life. Thank god nobody was watching, but I'm sure my screams could be heard halfway to Titusville. The mullet freaked out just as bad as I did, luckily my shorts are baggy, and the nuggets didn't take much of a beating. I really didn't feel like fishing afterwards, and I've been shopping for skiffs on-line since I got home. Tomorrow I'm wearing pants.

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local that was some funny $hit ja ja ja alway proctect your nuts :mrgreen: next time could be a pirana. :mrgreen:
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:nilly: oh I bet. I've had the freak out issue not in the water but fishing at night in Texas. The critters will crawl :shaking2:
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Hey, at least it wasn't a Candiru fish... :shock:

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UGH I saw that on Hooked with Zeb Hogan before Nasty stuff
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damn bro thats some funny sh!t lol thats a first so no need to look for a skiff
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Lots of "action" on the waters up there huh!?!
Hey atleast it was something.
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at least it wasn't a blue fish :D

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Hahaha funny=0
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fishing with trouser worms now ay..... :uplol:

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Same thing happened to me except I was wading in fresh water and it was Florida gar. I'm not trying to one up you but have you seen the teeth on a Florida gar?

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Local66 wrote:I honestly never could have imagined anything so terribly wrong, worst of all every word of this post is true.

Today I got a late start, and missed the schools of red that frequent my area before 11am. I was hunting cruising fish on foot on SR3, and was having no luck at all locating anything worth casting at. I head north to my baby tarpon nursery, through some deep muddly water, and that's when it happens. A mullet swam up the leg of my shorts. To say that I freaked out is an understatement. I've never felt so violated in all my life. Thank god nobody was watching, but I'm sure my screams could be heard halfway to Titusville. The mullet freaked out just as bad as I did, luckily my shorts are baggy, and the nuggets didn't take much of a beating. I really didn't feel like fishing afterwards, and I've been shopping for skiffs on-line since I got home. Tomorrow I'm wearing pants.
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